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Q: What’s the difference between God and a sound guy?

A:¬†God doesn’t think he’s a sound guy.

 

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There are two theories for arguing with a performer…

….. NEITHER ONE WORKS!

 

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Three sound guys are walking through a field. First sound guy says, “Sure is windy!” Second sound guy says, “Um, I thought it was Thursday.” Third sound guy says, “Me too, let’s go get a beer.”

 

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Did you hear what happened to the last guy that pissed off the sound guy?

Neither did anyone else, his mic mysteriously stopped working.

 

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Actual note written on a piece of equipment sent back to a shop for repair:
“Does not work in the ‘O-F-F’ position”

 

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Moral & all time #1 roadie rule:
If it doesn’t work, plug it in, if it still doesn’t work, turn it on!

 

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Q: How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they’ll just fix it in the mix.

 

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